dwight you ignorant slut
jackwhitehalll:

jackwhitehall: Snake on the set of bad education. A natural handler. http://t.co/HbNDaZ6uue

jackwhitehalll:

jackwhitehall: Snake on the set of bad education. A natural handler. http://t.co/HbNDaZ6uue

aseaofquotes:

Augusten Burroughs, This Is How

aseaofquotes:

Augusten Burroughs, This Is How

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

Missing her kept me awake more than the coffee.
John Green, An Abundance of Katherines 
(via iamdiabetic)
snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

bloodjunkie-angelgroupie:

The best reaction to when someone is crying.

I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead. I think I made you up inside my head.
 Sylvia Plath (via hefuckin)
‘If the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you?’
No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via wethinkwedream)

bootygame-toostrong:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

I just watched this 4 times

queeringfeministreality:

petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

These words got me through my last breakup.

The Fugitive Kind (1959)

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes