dwight you ignorant slut

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

If my jokes offend you:

I’m sorry

It won’t happen again

1 & 2 are lies

You’re a pussy

was that a horcrux

pleaseeee

me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that

And now, a tribute to that weird face Seth Meyers pulls whenever he makes a joke on Weekend Update.